normanbecile:

normanbecile:

sometimes i wanna be top

and sometimes i wanna be bottom

ya’know?

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(Source: postimpression, via beyoncevevo)

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via bastille)

fake-mermaid:

intensional:

i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”

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(via fake-mermaid)

tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

(Source: hungarian, via hotboyproblems)

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via fake-mermaid)

jail:

me when i found out that mike ‘the situation’ sorrentino from jersey shore is facing ten years in prison for tax evasion

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(via happiest)

britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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(via tyleroakley)

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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(via bastille)

diamoncls:

me as a cleaning product

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(via distraction)

officialunitedstates:

"What does the chef recommend?"

"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

(via hotboyproblems)

awesomeesaucee:

When you get fed up of waiting for a page to load so you close it and in the split second that you do you can see the page has fully loaded but it’s too late

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(via doughnot)