kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via whorn-y)

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nasterbate:

*at McDonalds* my compliments to the chef

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via unprime)

nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

(via unprime)

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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(via unprime)

wailordead:

fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

(Source: jewishsanta, via hotboyproblems)

prayzer:

did anyone ever tell the Backstreet Boys why

(via unprime)

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

(via distraction)

somebodytoloves:

somebodytoloves:

some white girls should just never dance 

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(via hotboyproblems)

useyourmelody:

"why didn’t you do your homework?"

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(via hotboyproblems)

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via happiest)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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(via bastille)