duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via whorn-y)

fuuck-0fff:

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

My dick

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via hotboyproblems)

theshadyslut:

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

(Source: foxdear, via failcakes11)

spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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(via failcakes11)

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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(via failcakes11)

busket:

“gamecube is now considered a classic console”

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(via pizza)

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

(via laughing-llama)